“Hellooo! Can I get your attention for a moment?
Now, I know you’ve been sending a lot of my fellow branches to be made into compost –
and I applaud you for that:
after all, here in New York City
growing plants need all the rich soil they can get.
Somehow, though, I don’t think that’s suitable for me;
you see, I feel destined for a different, higher purpose.
Sooo…let me ask you something: Don’t you have big dreams – prayers that you desperately need answered?
Well…this is where I come in. Here’s what I want you to do:
Gather a piece of paper with your prayers written on it, some colorful yarn,feathers – and me.
Search “how to make a prayer arrow” and you’ll find websites with videos that’ll show you how to do it.
You see!? That’s exactly what I was meant to be – a carrier of your dreams, another way to shoot for the moon – a mark of sacredness -a message carrier to God!
Thank you for paying attention.”