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The 5-Pound Bag of Sugar Speaks to the Men

“Attention gentlemen – listen up.
I’ve seen more than a few of you
eating all kinds of sugar-laden foods.
Don’t assume your bodies can continue to tolerate this –
your gender doesn’t exempt you
from running the risk of obesity, heart disease and diabetes.
Besides,
you should know that
you’re only supposed to consume
3 more teaspoons of sugar per day than women –
that means 9 teaspoons.  I didn’t stutter.
The same advice I gave to the women applies to you –
cut down on the sugar and hit the gym.
Trust me – you’ll thank me later.
Thank you for your attention.”

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